You saw the header, now here are the reasons.
10. You always see them scurrying about soooo fast. But what are they running for? Huh?
9. Inside each and every one of their hollow trees, there is a portal to hell.
8. You think those nuts they are always eating are acorns? HA! Then you don't know HOW the men in hell are being tortured...
7. They gather in groups every day, to discuss what to do with the insolent fools called humans!
6. How many of you have seen a squirrel in Heaven, anyway?
5. Have any of you seen the Clusters commercials?
4. Reread the bible. It says "Thou shalt never covet a squirrel, for they art the heathen spawn of the unholy lawyer, Satan himself.
3. Ah, you think that their innocent banter is really squrrel chatter, but THEY SPEAK IN TONGUES!!! YESSSSS......
2. There were no squirrels on Noah's ark. How do explain their existence? Could it be.... SATAN!!!
1. Look out your window. There is one looking at you RIGHT NOW. And if you don't see it, trust me, it's there...
Now behold the evils of Satanic squirrels.
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